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WHAT A NOOB

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.
*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB
by john December 17, 2004
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noob tube

A weapon that is often employed by someone who is "new" to an FPS game and needs to use the maximum ammount of fire power just to "try" to survive, because noob's have no skill. Usually a Bazukka or rocket launcher. Hense the term "noob tube".
Maj. Poopinschaft: " Hay you killed me 10 times in a row....
I think I'll get you with a bazukka, because I have no skill ! "
cartOOnman: " Go ahead, Get your noob tube, I'll still bash you over the head with a 45. NYUK NYUK NYUK MUUhahahahahaha "
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noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.
randomguy: last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 63

randomguy2: that was me who got pwned :(
by rjmaster225 January 21, 2008
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king noob

The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.

"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008
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Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.
Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”
by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021
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apoca-noob

one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel
Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.
by ddude119 October 18, 2011
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Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.
I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.
by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018
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