myspace 

the next thing you're going to see on that "intervention" show.

myspace is a teeny bopper's sanctuary.

myspace by girl369x February 2, 2008

Myspace 

1. A social networking website that was popular in the early 2000's

2. Now, it's a website that's dead or in some people's opinions, barely alive

3. The butt of some online jokes

Facebook: What's on your mind?
Twitter: What's happening?
Myspace: Where did everybody go???

Myspace by somebody//AWESOME August 8, 2011

MySpace Whore 

A Person On MySpace That Has Over 1K (or 1,000) Friends & Talks To Every Single One, KNows How To Make Layouts From Scratch, Knows More Than Tom Probally, And Is Under 50.

SusiskiGuy:Do you Know Anybody That Knows How To Make Kick Ass Laouts AND actually listen to my problem & knows wut they are doing?

Harleygurl:Add LaLA...Shes A Total MySpace Whore..She Could Probally Help You

SusiskiGuy:Thanks

MySpace Whore by Leslie Leighanne September 30, 2006

myspace 

the greatest place on earth.
Everyone is on myspace. Over 90 million people. It is not just teenagers. Go ahead, get addicted.

If you don't get a myspace page, you'll never be in my Top 8.

myspace by cuzimaboss September 11, 2006

myspace 

The most addictive website ever created. Really don't sign up. You will be addicted forever. You feel the need to go on it 24/7 and you will spend hours making your profile look nice only to become bored with it the next day and do it all again.
You will spend hours taking photos of yourself that you do not like and will take 394759020375659202011850725284950 until you take one that you like. Then you upload it and beg people to comment it.
You will be stalked by people you met for 5 minutes at a nightclub and you will date people you will probably never get to meet.

ITS BRILLIANT!!!

"Comment my new myspace picture and I'll love you forever! :)"

myspace by twigggyy January 29, 2007

myspace 

An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On myspace, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having myspace accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.

"Yo man, we are having a myspace party tonight, you down?"
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."

"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on myspace!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."

"I have 43 myspace friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."

myspace by Jamesthe3rd June 21, 2006

MySpace Rape 

one who threatens to rape over myspace and continually uses the term: &rape;

Myspace Rape Myspace Rape

MySpace Rape by rapril May 9, 2006