Definitions by girl369x

guys 

the reason i wake up. i mean, they can be idiots just like girls can be bitches, but, come on, you gotta love the nice, cute ones.

i love guys and i hope one day i'll find one who doesn't think about sex every seven seconds.

guys by girl369x February 2, 2008

pervert 

more than 99.9% of the world's population.

i can take any sentence and make it dirty.
i am a pervert.

pervert by girl369x February 2, 2008

relationship 

the thing that guys can fake as well as girls can fake orgasms.

girl 1: guess what? i'm in a relationship!
girl 2: in the face. good luck, idiot.

relationship by girl369x February 2, 2008

feminist 

someone who believes in equal rights for men and women,
i'm a girl and i have a feeling this'll never happen. if men and women were equal, guys would have permission to hit me right in the face and who wants that?

note: feminists and femiNAZIS are very different, just so you know.

example of feminist: myself, sort of
example of feminazi: warped minded, bra burning, hairy monster woman who screams at the smallest thing. see, Rosie O'Donnell.

feminist by girl369x February 2, 2008

oprah 

someone who marches around, showing off carrying designer things whether it be a bag or a can opener.

guy: did you see adam parading around with his new basketball shoes.
girl: yeah, he's such an Oprah.

oprah by girl369x February 2, 2008

feminazi 

a result of Rosie O'Donnell.

Mom shook her head as she watched her daughter burn a male voo doo doll's crotch while chanting evil feminazi oaths under her breath.

feminazi by girl369x February 2, 2008

Hell 

a place where we'll most likely all be going.

hell is for everyone! blacks, whites, men, women, criminals, ice cream men, natives, christians, mormons, adults, kids, buddhists, asians, frogs, everyone!
it's basically the only place that doesn't discriminate against color, gender or religion.

Hell by girl369x February 2, 2008