matthew harper

An two timing bitch who no one wants to be around

I'm glad Matthew Harper is not my boyfriend

by Aiko1208 July 22, 2016

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matthews bridge

the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening.

Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.

Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!!

Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...

by gplpark92 August 19, 2006

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Matthew

A stupid dick

Stop being a Matthew queer

by Pewdsub April 19, 2019

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Matthew

Matthew is a alien species born in the in noddle flavour packets once ingested it will then come out or anus at full force it will then steal ur Xbox and proceed to masturbate to ur little sister.
It will then kill ur cat and eat it.
It will then commite suicide by suffucating on a hard cock coverd in noddles.

Then matthew stop jacking too my sister

by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019

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Matthew

Matthew, the gayest, worst name in the Bible. Usually, people who posses the name Matthew are unfunny, homosexual, unlikeable person. There Grammer is bad, and their humor is even worst. There personality is shit and they cannot keep a serious conversation with someone.

This nigga Matthew a faggot .

by Mstthew May 1, 2018

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