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Matthew

That dumbass is such a Matthew
by thewiseman1017 July 5, 2016
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Matthew

A really handsome guy with a big dick he has a bright soul and is kind and is very successful
Matthew is so kind all the time
by Stepsislana June 15, 2020
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Dave Matthews

A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.
If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".
by afernandez December 12, 2007
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Matthew

Matthew/Matt/Mat/Mattie/ He is a very autistic person and can be found deep down in the depths of downtown.. He sucks at everything and he can die lol hes a poop.
YO LETS GO HANGOUT WITH MATTHEW

NO HE SUCKS
by Matthew Rachao October 23, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew is a typical ugly person. Who tried to be hot, but always fails he is pretty big on size. Matthew’s play different variety of sports, but tend to not be any good at American Football. Matthews like to sit on their ass all day and play games that have a lot of cringe or are very old like Fortnite. Matthew tends to be very very dumb, and the typical one always have a dumb friend that is Russian. Matthew is a bad name and don’t name your kids it.
Matthew is dumb
by Smart Guy222 November 9, 2018
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Matthew

The homie, da boy, Matthew is always there to help a Gianni be a good boi he can command his army of monkey people like Achilles, Nicolas and the bois where the common Santiago will always suck up to him. This guy is dope and always date a Matthew also Matthew if you’re seeing this right now you owe me 2.46 in money 💴
Look it’s Matthew watch as the common Santiago tries to mate with the Matthew by showing him memes it worked! The Matthew has shown comical enjoyment bye exhaling his breath.
by Mr pipi November 7, 2019
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Matthew

A guy who is a person who likes Star Wars and is maybe gay for someone
by 720274 November 22, 2019
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