Matthew is a bitch boy
by Woahieeeeew1234567890 March 21, 2019
At first glance Matthew looks like a very intimidating person, but once you see his other sides he is one of the softest people you will ever meet. He is the best hurdler on the track team, and an amazing football player. Since he’s a virgo, he has a very large ego, so when he’s around his friends he can be a total douchebag. He has the worlds cutest smile, big round hazel eyes that you could stare into for centuries, and a pair of lips nicer than any others. Matthew looks like the type of person to get terrible grades, but he is always on the higher end of everybody in the school, getting mostly A’s and B’s. He deeply cares about his relationships, and is willing to do next to anything to keep one as long as it’s healthy. He also happens to be a very popular person at school, and, of course, a person who likes pretty, popular girls over potatoes.
Girl 1: Hey do you see Matthew over there? He always looks kinda angry and intimidating.
Girl 2: Oh, don’t worry. He’s actually one of the nicest, most caring people you’ll ever meet. He’s just got a bit if a resting bitch face and an attitude.
Girl 2: Oh, don’t worry. He’s actually one of the nicest, most caring people you’ll ever meet. He’s just got a bit if a resting bitch face and an attitude.
by MinHaneul April 15, 2019
A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.
If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".
by afernandez November 13, 2007
Matthew is a typical ugly person. Who tried to be hot, but always fails he is pretty big on size. Matthew’s play different variety of sports, but tend to not be any good at American Football. Matthews like to sit on their ass all day and play games that have a lot of cringe or are very old like Fortnite. Matthew tends to be very very dumb, and the typical one always have a dumb friend that is Russian. Matthew is a bad name and don’t name your kids it.
Matthew is dumb
by Smart Guy222 November 09, 2018
Matthew/Matt/Mat/Mattie/ He is a very autistic person and can be found deep down in the depths of downtown.. He sucks at everything and he can die lol hes a poop.
by Matthew Rachao October 23, 2018
Matthew is best known for saying such kneeslappers as “noob” and “die”. All his friends think he’s the funniest person ever, but he doesn’t care. He just wants his mama to come back. Can we get an F in the chat for Matthew? He’s had a rough life. Matthew is also an incredible improv person utilizing such techniques as negation to be one of the worlds best.
by EnglishEagle November 25, 2019
A boy that doesnt give a damn of my bff’s feelings Has A big attitud. The size of a chair and has mental problems and Acts latino
by Sharlyn rivera May 22, 2019