Math

A piece of shit

Math is really dumb! Fuck math!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 5, 2020

Math is easy

the fucking meaning of "math is easy" is that the phrase itself is sarcastic and its used for fucking tryhard teachers to try to pursuade students to be in love at math

teacher: Math is easy!
Me: yo mike thats bullshit right
Mike: yep thats straight up gay

by Mr. Bruh Ph.D August 12, 2020

Matej

Is very gay he likes big cock and cock of dej and mario
He is a rare spices he plays a lot of nba(gay) he told me to play fortnite

Hey are you gay
Yes my name is matej
Another example
Whips out a cock (35 inch)
Is your name matej

by Hdhsusisuw November 22, 2021

circus math

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.

By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.

by FragileSanity72 April 24, 2009

hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.

Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math

by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018

Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

by Amon128 February 16, 2022

The creator of math

Go die in a hole

The creator of math is Satan

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020