masturbate

something most people do, and- oh, i see you're doing it right now, horny bastard. I'll wait.

something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.

i just masturbated to this sexy definition

by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023

The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022

No masturbating may

This is a challenge you have to do in may. Simply dont masturbate in may

Hey u about to do no masturbating may

by xdBrazzerrrs;) November 2, 2019

Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 5, 2023

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021

Masturbate

A game played with own toy to kill your sexual appetite.

"Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."

"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"

by Silver Blake December 15, 2020