Ides of March

The middle of the month, March, specifically March 15. To summarize, this is the day Julius Caesar died, who was assassinated by his friends. Supposedly, Julius' friends thought he gained too much power, so they stabbed him 23 times.

Fortune Teller: Julius, beware...BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

Julius Caesar: lmao ok bro

by CoolAlien March 15, 2022

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Mr. Men March

During the whole month of March, men with small penises (under 4 inches) cannot nut, in respect of their hero, Mr. Men.

Person 1: Get ready for Mr. Men March!
Person 2: Ooohh, I love Keshav and all, but this is a hard challenge!

by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

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March 8

March 8 is when a beautiful girl was born she is really sweet,generous and loved :)

Josh: Tomorrow is March 8
Isabella: omg it’s the best day on earth

by Jeanne Monnier November 2, 2019

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March 16

Nation freak day. March 16 is national freak day, so grab your significant other and see where things go🤭👅

“Baby, it’s almost national freak day. Come over to my place on March 16”

by Bramptonbwoy October 20, 2019

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March 12

national gnome day is March 12

it's March 12, I gotta put out all of my garden gnomes

by I am G0D December 27, 2019

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March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay )

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

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