loser’s dust

Noun: The grainy black residue that covers your hands after you scratch a lottery ticket.

Gerry bought one of the new scratch tickets and all he got was loser’s dust.

by Slick53Brick June 11, 2018

shitface loser

A person who was a loser and then got shit in his/her face or a loser who took shit from someone

Your a total shitface loser

by Fuck-shit-fuck September 05, 2017

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 06, 2025

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 06, 2025

deranged loser

An expression of the utmost dignity and grace, not to be mistaken for projection when used to characterize a perceived enemy.

“I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband,” the president tweeted, “but it must have been really bad.”

by Monkey's Dad July 12, 2020

Actual loser

John babino

Hey it's an actual loser

by Ewitssabrina January 25, 2017

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 18, 2019