2nd Law 

Shorthand for the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which predicts the Heat Death of the Universe. Used as shorthand for an acknowledgement of existential futility.

Why are you a foule vegitarian? 2nd Law and all that!

2nd Law by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003

Bro Law 

Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.

Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..

Bro Law by brouchebag July 10, 2010

Scoobs Law 

You post cringe you loose subscribre

Scoobs law states that When you post cringe, you’re going to loose subsciber!

Scoobs Law by DaScoob August 6, 2019

Friends-in-Law 

Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.

"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."

Friends-in-Law by girl on fire November 27, 2011

Josh's Law 

- Definition

1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;

Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."

Josh's Law by Deafboy March 13, 2012

Rahm's Law 

The principle of never letting a good tragedy go to waste. Derived from Rahm Emanuel's quote "You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before."

"After the shooting, gun control advocates tried to get assault weapons banned. Rahm's Law in action, people."

Rahm's Law by micahtheblade June 7, 2013

Ur mother-in-law fucked ur Papaw

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:then ur grandpap a trap

2:well ur mother-in-law fucked ur papaw
1: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Ur mother-in-law fucked ur Papaw by milkchocolate10291 March 14, 2018