peeled watermelon

The sexual act in whence a woman fists a man's prostate rapidly until it swells to the size of a watermelon

Oh the peeled watermelon Sheryl gave me last night is really taking a toll on me

by The trumpanator October 1, 2017

Saucy Watermelons

When a girl is showing off her breasts as if they want to come out and play.

Man she's got some saucy watermelons

by Shirkules August 24, 2018

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Empty watermelon

When you thought you were getting something

Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.

by The wise skunk January 28, 2020

soggy watermelon

When a watermelon has too much water in it.

I left my watermelon out in the rain, now I have a soggy watermelon.

by AngelsSaints20 October 10, 2020

jackpot watermelon

Palling street ball as a kid when i wanted to give up my turn to throw or kick off to my group of friends i'd say, " Jackpot watermelon"

Jackpot: if u catch its your turn to throw or kick the ball.
Watermelon: even if the ball touches the ground its your turn if u retrieve the ball.

Duh

Before i threw the ball i yelled "Jackpot watermelon!" Cuz i wanted to give some other kids a turn. Add up enough Points to have a turn at throwing/kicking the ball. But no one can catch today. Im jerry fucking rice bitches.

by SmilesAlot1985 December 8, 2020

Water WaterMelon

Watermelon flavoured water except idiotic

"Are you enjoying your water watermelon?"
"Yes I am"

by Mlae man April 2, 2021