kalvin

someone whos lips have been compared to 2 jumbo sausages been tightly pressed together

www.facepic.com/k_money3

by Natty_B August 30, 2003

Kevin james

Kevin james is better than phil swift. We will all bow down to kevin james. Kevin kames will defeat phil swift. Kevin james =GOD

All hail kevin james

by Daddyfinger October 18, 2018

kevin jonas

the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.

girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?

girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey

by Xd4n137x0rx October 16, 2008

Kevinkev

Defines a super uberly giant tall boy who makes weird popping sounds therefore making him quite the loser. He often looks lost as though daydreaming and can throw cards at you with his secretly hidden collection. A kevinkev can be used when describing someone lost, a loser or an extremely tall person.

ps: Can also refer to an old loser/woman

You seem a bit kevinkev today...

You can totally tell he's a kevinkev.

Damn you're so kevinkev

by sandcake June 12, 2009

kevin

a huge loser

wow what a kevin

by kevin's momma August 13, 2016

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

kevin-impersonator

one who tries to be like Kevin .aka. BERT NEWTON!!!

bert newton is a kevin-impersonator who cant act and wears a really bad fake cat hair toupee! I hate all kevin-impersonators

by kevin roxs ny soxs! July 3, 2004