Jonathan

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.

He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.

He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.

This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.

"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"

by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022

Jonathon gigglesack

A really sick dude who has big muscles

“Jonathon gigglesack has joined the experience

by Jonathon gigglesack October 23, 2022

Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr

“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty”

by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022

Jonathan

A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.

Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.

by Thazerckod November 7, 2022

Jonathon

Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*

He's also gay ;)

"Bro that guy is sooooo skinny and tall!"
"Yea.. He must be a Jonathon"

by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022

Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.

Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.

by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022

Jonathan

a term used for gay men

Wow, look at that Jonathan over there

by dkajflsklasjfka December 22, 2022