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New Jersey Devils

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.
The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
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jerseylicious

attire and attitude which is truly tacky yet with the New Jersey concept it is cool and correct because you think so.
While Jersey Shore made jerseylicous mainstream, Charo, the Kardashian sisters, Britney Spears, Keisha all know a thing or two about jerseylicious.
by gammaray1 February 21, 2011
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Jerome

A middle-aged black male who has a penacht for unprotected sex with out of shape white women while screaming at the top of his lungs during orgasm.

A semi-famous black male porn star also goes by the same name. Can be found online by googling the phrase "black man can't handle the pussy."
"Jerome groaned in supreme agony as he bleched rope after rope of his sloppy goo-nuts into a white women's uprotected cooch."
by SxAxM April 26, 2008
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Jersey Beer

A beer that has been opened, but only partially consumed. See also: Wounded Soldier
After the party, they went around to collect the empties, shaking their heads at the bastards who left a bunch of Jersey Beers.
by Messer1127 December 9, 2007
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Jersey Condo

A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.
i saw his jersey condo on cops last week.
by rod111 March 26, 2008
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Jerseyguy

Typically a warm-hearted alpha type teddy bear type, probably into Harleys and convertible Vettes.. is a pleasant blend of Saint, Satan yet wouldn't hurt a fly...

Loves his Mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained glass window of his humble woodsy Jersey abode...

People always feel safe around a true Jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment... nothing will go wrong... just sharing and closeness.

A true Jerseyguy is incomplete though... without his true love... a warm, intelligent, unassuming Jerseygirl!

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by Jerseyguy-com July 21, 2009
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Jersey Shore

A show made by the Oompa-Loopas after they quit the Chocolate factory, traded the Cocoa Bean for drugs and alcohol, and start talking in a strange language no one else speaks. Set on the shores of Jersey, presumably in England.
Kid: Did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Kid: No, I like my brain cells.
by qwerfvtgb June 6, 2011
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