Jerkworm

An annoying person; someone who pisses you off, or steals your shit.

"That Jerkworm stole my lunchbox, then tried to feed me the contents when I came to his house for dinner that evening!"

by ForceBreaker January 14, 2015

Jerkgonomics

The study to create the perfect beat off position that will provide ample leverage while maintaining proper spinal alignment.

He used proper jerkgonomics to ensure that his 19 hour beat session would leave him injury free.

by Mule5000 June 16, 2016

jerusalem salad

Middle Eastern name for an orgy

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!

by Hog but March 1, 2016

jerjeropathy

A lumbosacral muscle strain with lumbosacral nerve irritation caused by too much lumbopelvic movement during coitus.

Word origin: jerjer - a slang cebuano word for 'extreme sex' coined from Cebu, Philippines.

Patient: Doc, my low back pain's getting unbearable, it's hard for me to poop. I might have to claim for workman's comp.

Doc: Nah! You're just suffering from jerjeropathy; do some stretches, strengthen your abs, maintain proper body mechanics and get a better cushion so you'll be all set.

by Pete Uptown October 14, 2016

jersey boobs

Mounds of flesh on the female of the species that look appealing at first glance but upon closer examination closely resemble deflated pancakes.

Has anyone else noticed that Rachel Ray has Jersey Boobs?

by TheRealMarkPugner November 23, 2016

Jeromified

When you get totally bamboozled, and don't even know how it happened.

Guy #1: Dude I just saw a cat and I thought it was a dog!
Guy #2: you've been totally jeromified!

by Jvshangold January 9, 2017

Jericka

One of the most awesome people you will ever know in your life. Loves everyone. And is the shizz nizzle. And even loves her haters. ;)

I love you even though you hate me. Oh and my name is Jericka.

by QueenHoneyBee177 March 22, 2017