Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."
by TeamGhost February 08, 2015
The pin of light you can see on a girl between the thighs and right at the vag. The light you hope to be able to see, because you know a number of things from the existence of that light:
1. She's at the very least in shape where it matters most
2. The area is properly ventilated
3. It's going to be tight
This term predates the misinformed "thigh gap" as it is preferred to have the thighs touch towards the top but have that pin of light exist. It has become lost knowledge that must be re-released to the masses.
1. She's at the very least in shape where it matters most
2. The area is properly ventilated
3. It's going to be tight
This term predates the misinformed "thigh gap" as it is preferred to have the thighs touch towards the top but have that pin of light exist. It has become lost knowledge that must be re-released to the masses.
You see that girl in the stretchy sweatpants walking away from us? Look at the top of her legs. You see that light at the end of the tunnel?
Yeah.
THAT'S what you want. You make sure the girl you're going for has that, and you'll always be in a good spot. Guaranteed.
Yeah.
THAT'S what you want. You make sure the girl you're going for has that, and you'll always be in a good spot. Guaranteed.
by allenjr16 December 31, 2014
by Anonymous0375-03e7 March 25, 2010
by cjcmkenn May 10, 2012
My grandfather grew up in poverty in a company owned coal mining town where he was born in 1895. He yold me about a game they played called the fox and the hounds whenever a new kid came to town. One kid was the fox. He carried a stick between his legs to simulate a tail. The object was for the hounds to chase the fox and capture him by grabbing his tail. They always let the new kid win. Unbeknownst to him the had dipped the end of the stick in the muck of an outhouse. Clearly getting the shit end of the stick was getting a bad and unanticipated result.
He got the shit end of the stick.
by jp0 August 09, 2018
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,
Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh
Guy 1:Who do you support
Guy 2:I support preston north end
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,
Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh
Guy 1:Who do you support
Guy 2:I support preston north end
by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022
The wrong end of the dog to have gotten.
To have completely misunderstood something. The meaning is identical to the more common idiomatic phrase 'The wrong end of the stick.'
The origin of this phrase may be an answer from the Australian edition of The Weakest Link which featured in the satirical magazine Private Eye.
Chair (Cornelia Frances) - "When you have misunderstood something you can be said to have gotten the wrong end of the ... ?"
Contestant - "Dog?"
To have completely misunderstood something. The meaning is identical to the more common idiomatic phrase 'The wrong end of the stick.'
The origin of this phrase may be an answer from the Australian edition of The Weakest Link which featured in the satirical magazine Private Eye.
Chair (Cornelia Frances) - "When you have misunderstood something you can be said to have gotten the wrong end of the ... ?"
Contestant - "Dog?"
If he thinks that a jump in oil prices means an end to the recession then he has gotten hold of the wrong end of the dog.
by >HyperlogiK< October 05, 2009