Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

Moldy closet

A dirty crotch

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

In the closet

A person hiding there sexuality

guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...

by gaycrow May 3, 2022

Closet Fambam

A person who acts like they don't care about anyone, but deep down they really do have their good friends' backs.

Guy: That kid is so mean, he only cares about himself.
Girl: That's so not true, he's my friend, and he's a total closet fambam.

by closetfambam July 20, 2010

The Guilt is in the Closet Syndrome

When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!

Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!

by nothing to wear September 22, 2009

Water Closet

A term of endearment in reference to the shower

I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet

by TexFPX June 11, 2024

Closet Heretic

Someone who follows the path of all things right and just. But with an inner desire to cause mayhem, destruction or to believe in heretical beings/ideologies with said desire occasionally coming to the surface.

Connor is such a Closet Heretic, he always chooses chaos while preaching about justice.

by Brettie1234 January 9, 2018