metrosexual fruitcake Gary

This guy from The Witcher.

Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!

by Luhl95 May 22, 2017

secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017

taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

by Zevil August 29, 2017

freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends

You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot

by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017

rainbow fruit loop

A person that is gay

Dont go in the gay club unless you are a rainbow fruit loop.

by Juicy couture1 April 19, 2018

combat fruit

A combat fruit is any fruit that you carry in your pocket.

My mom thinks that oranges are the best combat fruit.

by CookieCat2 December 3, 2017

Spanish fruitcake

A Spanish guy who is flaming.

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."

by SatansDucky December 15, 2017