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back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).
Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.
by Zonal K June 28, 2018
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mutually assured friend zone

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.
by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018
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Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other
Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason
by Lil fetus March 3, 2019
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Fox News friend

A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.
C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."
by Zizektronic November 20, 2019
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Two pretty best friends

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly.
by pologee November 8, 2020
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Fuck a Friend Day

Fuck a Friend day is on April 09th.

It is the Day you should fuck a Friend of Yours.
What Day is on April 09th? Fuck a Friend Day!
by Milfhunter2021 April 2, 2021
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