by anonymous March 22, 2022
Get the Church Boy mug.Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.
— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.
— I have actually, they’re awful.
by ivy malala March 28, 2022
Get the Church of Razor mug.The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021
Get the Wokesboro Baptist Church mug.When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."
Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."
Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."
Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
Get the Haunting the Church mug.The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.
“I think I might move to bury church.”
“Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”
“Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”
by eDgYbOi November 12, 2021
Get the Bury Church mug.Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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