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Fake-Chow

To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.
Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.
by TyTyBBs January 1, 2012
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fake follower

An inactive social media follower.
One who does not like, comment, or interact with posts by an account that they follow.
Derek is such a fake follower, he never likes my pictures.
by realfollower September 5, 2017
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Fake Bitch

Someone who doesn’t answer their siblings phone calls anymore
by Afoolrs February 7, 2022
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Fake it February

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it
Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February
by Webademude November 11, 2019
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Fake Anything

When your friend says he's okay with anything but is actually not really okay with anything(everything).
You: Jeremy Tan, What should we have for lunch?
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?

You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*
by Calebby January 12, 2022
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Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.
Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.
by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017
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fake sunday

a fake sunday is any day of the week that feels like a sunday.
a bank holiday on a monday feels like a sunday - that is why it is called a fake sunday.
by MarshaMellow February 26, 2011
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