Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.

“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag

On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.

by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023

Floridiot

Someone who does stupid things while living (or existing) in Florida; mainly while driving.

Don’t be a floridiot and pass them going 90 in a 55!

by Fernacular January 23, 2024

Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.

Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.

by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024

Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024

Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.

Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.

by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024

Floridarican

A Puerto Rican who is from or lives in florida

I'm Puerto Rican and I live in florida I'm a Floridarican

by Pkistheway February 28, 2024