ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Dick Dong

a person who drives all over the road

“Hey watch where your driving you dick dong!”

by cdawg222222222 March 20, 2021

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Schlong Donger

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.

1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.

by BroBuster June 14, 2021

pumpkin dong

a stupid person.

Shut up you pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 17, 2021

Slang Dong

(v) Having sexual intercourse

George: what are you up to this weekend?
Jerry: hopefully I’m gonna get to slang dong with that new bitch I told you about.

by Dong Slanger August 8, 2021

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 28, 2021