Dylan Ross

A human with a huge dicks and can fuck anyone and is better than any bitch ass Russian

I wish I was dylan Ross

by Iamblocked112 May 25, 2016

Dylan Keelan

Dylan’s a chill nice dude that could be funny at Times mostly cringey.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.

Can we please take a minute to appreciate Dylan Keelan ‘s gorgeous dark blue eyes and cute freckles

by WhitnallMS July 1, 2018

Dylan Heitter

A boy that will steal your heart. doesn't look very hot at first, but all the girls like him. mysterious. a player, but not obnoxis. has the sweetest smile. used to skate a lot, but quit. not really a specific style, plays lots of sports, but not a jock; is popular, but not a prep; skates(?) but not a skater. a good flirt, and takes your breath away by just looking at him. a good hugger.

I miss Dylan Heitter so much.

Can you believe Dylan Heitter likes her?

Does Dylan Heitter like me?

by kaylaeatsyerface February 15, 2010

Dylan Klebold

One of the other columbine shooters.

WEAPONRY:
Sawed off, double barrel shotgun.
TEC-DC9, Sling attached.
Several bombs.

EXTERIOR:
Black baseball cap.
Black circular glasses (Temporary)
Black trenchcoat (Temporary)
Black duffel bag (Temporary)
Tactical cargos.
Tactical boots.
Black shirt with WRATH on it.
Black suspenders, maybe rig?

since I already put the timeline on the one for eric harris, i'm not gonna put it on here. You go find that yourself, i'm too tired to copy and paste it.

wow Dylan Klebold fucking sucks man

by Dylan_Klebold1999 March 7, 2022

Dylan Marvil

A member of The Pretty Committee from the famous The Clique books by Lisi Harrison. She has curly red hair and loves to eat. She is always on different kinds of diets because she thinks she's fat even though she is a size 2. She thinks farts and burps are funny and often burps words to loosen tension between her group and make everyone laugh. Her mother is Merri-Lee Marvil, the host of the Daily Grind, the number one talk show in America. Her style is: anything that looks good and makes her look thinner.

Massie Block: Ehmagawd! You're on ANOTHER diet? What happened to the last one?

Dylan Marvil: It didn't let me eat anything but cabbages. ew

Claire Lyons: Why are you always on so many diets? You're so skinny!!

Dylan Marvil: The question is, how are YOU so skinny when all you eat are gummies! Maybe that should be my next diet... hmm...

Massie and Claire roll their eyes

by Hidis July 17, 2011

Dylan Klebold

A friend and follower of Eric Harris, In the columbine tragity, Weapon Owned: TEC-DC9

by Cadorie September 27, 2003

Blob Dylan

1. Singer Bob Dylan used to have a wonderful singing voice, till one day he went swimming in a lake with a lot of algae in it and he got a frog stuck in his throat. Since then, he's earned the nickname "Blob Dylan".
2. Slang for anyone who used to have a great voice till a sudden accident left them sounding strange.

1. *I've got a frowg stuck in my thrwoat* -Blob Dylan
2. Hank used to be a great singer, then one day he got hit by a roflcopter, he's a total Blob Dylan.

by fisherx12 September 6, 2010