donald trump

a cracka ass mutha fucka who got rich by giving bill gates head. has a hair do called an "onion loaf" documented to SNL and jimmy falon. Has billions of dollars and the worst hair cut on the planet.

costumer: yes I'd like 2 bagels, an english muffin, and an onion loaf.
clerk: sorry sir the only person I know with an onion loaf is donald trump.

donald trump by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

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Donald Trump

Racist bigot

FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP

Donald Trump by AjDaWise June 24, 2016

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Donald Trump

The president of the United States (as of the time this was typed, 11/21/2016) and he was selected as the Republican nominee against secretary Clinton. Despite Clinton getting more popular votes, Donald Trump was granted more electoral votes by the electoral college, which was how he won. Ever since he has been elected president, many Hillary supporters and haters of both Clinton and Trump were distraught and outraged. There are people who support him and hate him, but personally, I think that Donald Trump is the worst president we ever had, as he's had zero experience with politics and he is morally unfit, given that he wants America to have no immigrants or Muslims. Many extremsit Trump supporters saw his presidency as an excuse to bully Muslims and other minorities.

Chris Oswald: Welp, America is doomed. It's Trumpmageddon out there...

Lazarus Garcia: Yeah, and I think I'm going to be moved out of America by Donald Trump, it's scary!

Donald Trump by SushiWarlord November 21, 2016

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Donald Trump

A racist, sexist, greedy, orange pig who only cares about money and hurting others for his own benefit. He also believes that a million dollars is a small loan.

Did you hear? Donald Trump wants to ban all Muslims, many of which are peaceful, from the U.S. He also wants to make Mexico pay for a wall preventing "all those bad Mexicans" from entering the U.S. He's also had multiple allegations of rape. Let's vote Trump for president!

Donald Trump by mathnsciencerocks November 6, 2016