December 16

Make out with your boyfriend or girlfriend day

*kissing* boyfriend: what’s this for

Girlfriend: it’s December 16

by Lava dora December 15, 2019

December 7

Write your girlfriend a paragraph day.

Bf: "I wrote you this paragraph!"
Gf: "Why?"
Bf: "Because its December 7th."

by Onyx....... December 3, 2020

December 16

Nation boy best friend appreciation day

Show your guy best friend some appreciation on December 16

by A friend of Teyrissa December 15, 2020

december 1

HOTTEST PERSON EVER. THEY ARE SO MMMM 😩😩
IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND BORN ON DECEMBER 1 YOU ARE LUCKY ASF

THEY ARE SO SEXY

never leave them

december 1

by bagels are swag July 21, 2021

apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

by will6691 June 27, 2014

daddy december

The Irish word for Santa clause; found on Instagram

Oh look it's daddy December!

by Hunterkid1 March 15, 2016

Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome October 31, 2019