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Crack the Ice 

The act of surprizing unsuspecting coworkers by dropping ice down the back of their pants. This usually occurs in the middle of their shift, while they are on an important call.
Steven: "Joley...I'm so bored..."
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"
Crack the Ice by Bored At Work April 24, 2006
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crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!
crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Crack Cocaine 

Hello yes I would like one crack cocaine.
Fuck you drug dealer im addicted to Crack Cocaine
Crack Cocaine by SupahPiggeh April 20, 2018

crack spat 

Ussaly proformed in the dogie style position; the male using the two hand spread method, spreads the ass cheeks of the female and proceeds to hock a loog on the asshole, allowing proper lubrication for anal sex.
Wess- "How'd you fuck her in the ass without any lube?"
Mitch- "crack spat"
crack spat by 50spence April 14, 2003

crack whore 

An indivisual, usually female, who will give sex in return for crack cocaine. Can be used to describe someone with a desparate immediate need for drugs.

Also- a bedraggled looking person, usually female.

e.g Whitney Houston (perhaps)
"See the state of her, she looks like a crack whore"
crack whore by badsmel February 13, 2007

Crack Pipe Pete 

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.
Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."
Crack Pipe Pete by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008