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phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017
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condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.
DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”
by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025
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Condom smoker

It when u us the cum in the condom to smoke.
Dam bro u smoke the duck outta the cum u condom smoker
by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024
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fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
by Jpeg February 14, 2015
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Wall Condom

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw
by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023
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Condom

Delete us the fetus
by Obsidian knight June 27, 2022
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floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012
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