by John Micsott March 25, 2019
A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
by Kabby6969 January 27, 2012
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019
A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 29, 2020
so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person
by Zayd the zinger nigger June 26, 2025
by Horseee Girl! March 20, 2016
On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
by ImDownBad August 18, 2022