Colon three

The smug moustache of smug success.

Orly? :3 (colon three)

by Maffz May 10, 2012

Colonel

A gorgeous little blond thing who is a little minx in the bedroom and has dirty plans for a spa weekend......

That chick is definately a colonel.....

by SexBully69 March 5, 2009

Collin

A person who is the most ugliest of them all, inside and out. His penis is the size of Ethan's divided by 50. His penis could be considered a clitoris, and Collin is mostly referred to as a lesbian and Collin is often used as an adjective to describe a small penis.

"Oh! Look at that Collin."

by The epiphany of Collin February 5, 2017

smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 7, 2009

Collin

An extremely gay individual. They are always ugly. Often has facial features compared to a teletubby. Also the weirdest person in the world

Speaker 1: do you see Collin?
Speaker 2: he is so gay
Speaker 3: he looks like a Fucking teletubby

by Baller50 February 14, 2015

Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

by EupheMystick April 4, 2011

spence grayson collins

spence grayson collins is the sweetest guy in the universe, he is the light of kari's life and always will be. he completely changed her outlook on life, made her happier than she could've ever imagined, helped her become confident and strong hearted. he is also adored, loved, cherished, needed and wanted, craved and yearned for. spence grayson collins is unimaginably handsome, hot, sexy, adorable, cute, over all an aesthetic pleasure. his personality is one you can spend the rest of your life with, he is very kind and compassionate. without him, there would not be happiness, peace, or harmony in the entire world. he is the balance of good that is so badly needed in this hate-filled planet.

spence grayson collins is my honeybunz (heheh), i will love him until the sands of time are completely emptied. i love you, suki. eternally ♥

by scarykari November 5, 2008