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Semi-Colon

The area between a normal human being's large intestine and colon.
An extremely important portion of the digestive system that schools around the globe refuse to reveal the existence of to students. Usually, when a semi-colon is in any way damaged or deformed, it can become a major threat to the owner's life (if left untreated, you could shit out your intestines).
Fred: Dude, my doctor said I have an enlarged semi-colon.
Chris: Do you know what that means?
Fred: No, what?
Chris: It means someone role-played PowerMan and IronFist in your ass.
Fred: Oh shit.
Chris: Yeah. You're going to need a semi-colonoscopy.
Fred: I hate asking all these questions, but WHAT is THAT?
Chris: Your doctor is going to get a rabbi to bless your asshole and then stick a very hot shaft of PVC pipe so far up your butt it'll pop out your eyeballs. Then, they'll procede to stuff as many red permanent markers up into the pipe, then flowing into your skull, to make sure the pipe went all the way through, and tell you that you have been exposed to a treatment that still has not passed through the appropiate legal channels, and that you are not liable to sue. If you did somehow threaten to sue, they will threaten you by saying there is no way to remove the pipe from your body unless they do it themselves, and if you do sue, you will have to walk around with a pipe in your ass for the rest of your life.
Fred: Oh shitter.
by Jim Naazium May 13, 2008
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vaginal colonic

I got a vaginal colonic last week, and I lost almost 7 pounds!!
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Colonial

A list of sexual moves with a Colonial them. Before performing any of these, one must say to his or her partner "Let me take you back to a time when things were more... civilized." Also know as The Colonial Times.
"I was laying in bed with Ben Reilly last night, and he said to me 'Let me take you back to a time when things were more civilized' and I just knew that I was going to get a Town Crier!"
"Colonial is my FAVORITE part of American history."
by Babyballs October 6, 2006
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Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.
My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!
by MBC March 28, 2003
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Colon Blow

(n.) a shot of grain alcohol dropped into a glass of malt liquor. Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but with no redeeming quality, (specifically in the taste). Named thus for the tendency of the drink to create a state of absolute despondency in the drinker's bowels.
Daniel: Hey dude, did you know that there is a Facebook group called "If 1,000 people Join This Group Michael Hearn Will Do 10 Colon Blows."?

Luis: No one can do 10 Colon Blows and live.
by The Holy Searse May 15, 2009
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fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.
"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"
by Herbie Vershcmels November 11, 2004
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monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor
He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.
by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006
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