Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.

She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.

by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011

Whore Clog

When a bunch of Whore's are hanging out together, and they stay huddled together in a group.

I couldnt go into the changeroom at the mall, or i would have got stuck in a whore clog.

by Erlkreb July 8, 2011

Lane Clogger

a car that your behind thats going under the speed limit causing traffic.

-speed limits 50-
-2 cars ahead is going 40-

Zach: "THAT FRIGGEN LANE CLOGGERS CAUSING TRAFFIC!"
~cuts off~

by Xoiey August 30, 2011

Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

by NickyLags February 19, 2012

Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.

"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

by Linguistic Artisan January 1, 2015

hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015