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Clocked

To gag somebody or call them out on their bullshit
"didn't your husband leave you for a gay man...but im the fag"

"SHE CLOCKEDDDDDDD"
by who want this fade? March 23, 2024
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the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"
by krissalamander February 20, 2025
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Glizzy Alarm Clock

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022
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Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
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UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
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Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+
Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*
by BARBIE_800 April 27, 2024
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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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