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oil change

when a girl has her period it is an oil change. out with the old bad old, in the with good clean oil.
Man, she's on her oil change again.
by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005
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Climate change

Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.
Climate change is going to kill our kids!!!

Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?

We need to move past petty selfishness!

In exchange for what?

To save the world!

So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?

Yes.

And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?

I don't know.

It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.

I'm not going to do that!

Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020
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chump change

Loose change (currency) that a passenger in your car receives from a drive-in restaurant. They are obligated to leave the change in your vehicle.
Put the "chump change" in the center console. Its the least you can do - I'm driving beaatch!
by Shiznig September 13, 2005
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chinegroe

The offspring of a chineese person and a black person.
That william hung has got rap skills so good that he MUST be a chinegroe
by The Turd Burgular June 28, 2006
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chince

Something that is of poor quality or is unfair
Ew, this rice has gross stuff in it. That's so chince.

Omg that's so chince, we got the same answer for that question but got it right.
Your're right that is chince. Sucks for you!
by strikeuptheband December 14, 2008
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Chiggerism

1. Religion of being a chigger
2. Art of being a chigger
3. Act of being a chigger
Man: Cut out that chiggerism, you're not black!
by Chigga and Wigga December 7, 2010
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change my shoes

Breakfast went right through me and now I have to go change my shoes.
by BSLMCHOUSTON March 3, 2014
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