Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

Bumper

A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.

Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."

"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"

"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"

"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."

"That's a bumper thing to do!"

by Jay De July 19, 2009

BUMP N GRIND

Bump and grind referred to the seductive walk of burlesque performers, which contained a lot of hip action. As the hips moved in one direction they were said to grind, stopping with a bump; then grinding in the other direction and repeating the pattern, back and forth, back and forth.
this is an old fashioned definition

Look at her walk. She can really give them the old bump and grind.

by Chris April 5, 2004

bumping tacos

wen lesbos press their labias together and roll around to add force
very entertaining
lesbos form of sex

Those lesbos liks bumping tacos

by mikeikes February 18, 2009

Clam Bumpers

One definition of lesbians, (clam meaning vagina) insisting that the two women have sex by rubbing one of their vaginas against the others vagina.

Cindy and Martha love eachother, they are probably clam bumpers.

by leanna :) April 25, 2006

bummy finger

The term used to describe the lingering smell that is left on your digit after scratching your rusty sheriffs badge.

'What is that smell? Rich, have you got bummy finger?'

by richard piper June 30, 2004

bump

1. Bump is most generally used in order to express the meaning of the word fuck, commonly in a non sexual way. The advantage of bump is that it is considerably more pleasing and more accepted than its inappropriate synonym.
2. Bump can also be used sexually to express the meaning of fuck. To have sexual intercourse with.
3. To strike or collide with, in any way shape or form.
4. To bump off someone refers to killing them, generally in an organized crime opperation.

Paco: EHHH, Can i get a lift to the hood??
Passanger 1: Bump that, we dont give rides to drunk mexicans!
Passanger 2: Egg his ass!
Passanger 1: Nahh, lets bump him off!

by Dj Screw May 13, 2005