by Nathan S, Brian S, Mason S, December 24, 2008
Get the Breeya mug.A small town in the Florida panhandle that has all types of white people. You have druggies, nerds, band geeks, preps (most in Gulf Breeze), jocks, wannabe rednecks, and wannabe gangsters (none realize they are in fact WHITE). Most don't have the privilege of knowing what it's like to work a day in your life. They also flunk out of college (first semester) because the curriculum at GBHS sucks!
As for sports, the football team is basically just there to be dummies for other teams. Yet somehow they still think they're the shit... Who knew that winning two games in three years made you cool? Their girls' soccer team lives on legacy alone, and to prove that they couldn't even win the title of District Champs in their own stadium. The score was like 4 or 5 for the other team, 3 for the refs, and none for Gulf Breeze. Suck it, bitches. The volleyball team is no doubt pretty kick ass. Golf is decent, though no one really pays attention to golf except for the players. Sad, but true. And even though it really isn't a sport, their band? Puh-lease! Size isn't everything, fyi. You can still suck when you're big. And as most of you are sexually active, you probably knew this already. And just because you made straight superiors at a competition where your director was in charge of hiring the judges does not mean you're awesome. It actually just means you can't accomplish anything without a biased judges' table present. Especially considering how sick your trumpets sound.
As for sports, the football team is basically just there to be dummies for other teams. Yet somehow they still think they're the shit... Who knew that winning two games in three years made you cool? Their girls' soccer team lives on legacy alone, and to prove that they couldn't even win the title of District Champs in their own stadium. The score was like 4 or 5 for the other team, 3 for the refs, and none for Gulf Breeze. Suck it, bitches. The volleyball team is no doubt pretty kick ass. Golf is decent, though no one really pays attention to golf except for the players. Sad, but true. And even though it really isn't a sport, their band? Puh-lease! Size isn't everything, fyi. You can still suck when you're big. And as most of you are sexually active, you probably knew this already. And just because you made straight superiors at a competition where your director was in charge of hiring the judges does not mean you're awesome. It actually just means you can't accomplish anything without a biased judges' table present. Especially considering how sick your trumpets sound.
Man, I would never wanna live in Gulf Breeze. That place is full of such skanky preps and bitches who think they're so great.
by Phuketbtch August 11, 2011
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- To wangle or scare somebody with an untruth.
Interjection
- If someone makes an absurd claim, the shortened version "breen" is interjected by the defendant to show the absurdity of the claim.
- To wangle or scare somebody with an untruth.
Interjection
- If someone makes an absurd claim, the shortened version "breen" is interjected by the defendant to show the absurdity of the claim.
Verb
- I totally breenixed Rusty when I told him I was going to the bars with him tonight.
- I'm about to punch you in the ear. Breenix.
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- "Bro, you definitely shacked with a fat girl last night.
"Breen. She was easily under 160."
- I totally breenixed Rusty when I told him I was going to the bars with him tonight.
- I'm about to punch you in the ear. Breenix.
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- "Bro, you definitely shacked with a fat girl last night.
"Breen. She was easily under 160."
by The Rat Daddy October 20, 2008
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by randOmjellyBaybe January 3, 2010
Get the Breetu mug.The opposite of a "fruit fly,"a "breeder bug" is a gay male who has a tendency to hang out with mostly straight men and shares in their "straight-oriented" activities.
Gus is such a breeder bug, he's always drinking beer and watching hockey with those dudes that work at that tow truck company.
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