bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

bare bottom slap-off by Der Red Baron September 1, 2006

scum-sucking bottom feeder 

The lowest form of life.

He was someone even the skankiest woman would not even so much as speak to; a scum-sucking bottom feeder who was not permitted in decent society.

scum-sucking bottom feeder by Marlaette May 26, 2008

glass-bottom boat 

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

glass-bottom boat by Jizzle March 18, 2003

Glass Bottom Boat Ride 

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.

Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.

Glass Bottom Boat Ride by Kodiak June 15, 2003

phone bottom 

When someone has run out of credit on their phone, or has out going call restrictions from an unpaid bill. They can't make calls, only recieve.

GUY 1 "Did you hear from him"
GUY 2 "I sent a text but he didn't respond"
GUY 1 "He probably can't as he's always out of credit. Call him, he's a total phone bottom

phone bottom by jonny seymour August 5, 2010

apple bottom jeans

apple bottom jeans

boots with the furrrr

shawty got dem apple bottom jeans

~jeans~
boots with the fur
~with the furrr~
got the whole club looking at herrr

apple bottom jeans by funkyfrankie June 3, 2020

biscuit bottom

When someone who should not be wearing short shorts is- and their lumpy fat ass hangs out the bottom, looking nasty like a biscuit.

See peopleofwalmart.com

Eww, look at that biscuit bottom.

biscuit bottom by coubricol June 8, 2011