spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?

Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!

by Gary Hatfield November 12, 2007

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.

1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

Blakean

(pronounced blakeian) - w.r.t. the visual arts, painstakingly realistic in representing human anatomy and other natural forms, while also radiantly imaginative.

In my Blakean year ... (Patti Smith)

by Mapplethorpe January 15, 2011

Blakelock

TA Blakelock (or TAB) is a high school located in oakville Ontario. It’s fairly old and definitely isn’t the best looking school around but overall it’s not a bad school. There are lots of great teachers that feel less like an adult paid to teach you useless information and more like a friend. Though there are a few pretty crappy teachers at TAB. There is a small area on school property known as the pit. The pit is where everyone smokes and hangs out during their free period(s) and even though it’s on school property none of the staff do anything about it. Though Blakelock is a fairly large school it doesn’t have a ton of students at the moment, this year we have just under a thousand. (That’s not a lot compared to the other schools in the area) Most of the students at TAB are pretty cool. There are some absolutely gorgeous girls and pretty hot guys. Most people are pretty nice as well. If you’re about to go to TAB be prepared to be totally lost for the first few weeks but you’ll eventually get the hang of navigating through the huge crowds of kids in between classes.

Student 1: Geez, Blakelock looks like it’s falling apart.
Student 2: that’s because it is.

by Mcke June 23, 2018

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

by truecraigles October 7, 2008

Bake-cation

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.

Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.

by wordsies September 18, 2009

Bake Josco

When your weird uncle walks over with his beer belly and says bow hello, and then gets a micropenis boner

Bow wow Steve B I can't wait to put my Bake Josco in your happy place

by Head soccer November 1, 2018