Wemyss Bird

A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.

Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.

They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.

God damn Wemyss Bird!

by Nickel West March 12, 2008

bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

goochy-bird

a sexy bird

I have a goochy-bird named Paris Hilton.

by uiouuisdfmio;er5 e 34eri December 17, 2008

raise the bird

Sticking up your middle finger

He will raise the bird at anyone who annoys him

by A_girl_who_reads February 8, 2014

Flappy Birds

A group of women with extra large vaginal lips, aka labia. An annoying yet addictive game.

Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.

Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?

Anthony : 4

Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!

Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014

fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush

I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!

by motorninja April 24, 2014

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 6, 2014