Angry Beaver

While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.

Amy got splinters on her tongue by doing the angry beaver

by WackaWackaWacka! November 1, 2010

Eager Beaver

A female who’s trying too hard to prove herself in a male-dominated career field.

That police officer who wrote me a ticket for jaywalking was being a real Eager Beaver

by Deadformatgames January 25, 2019

muddy beaver

when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.

Dude! Dave gave Annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smelled like bigfoots penis!

by Durhamsandwich October 17, 2008

Sneaky Beaver

Alias for a girl that comes into a guys room and sucks his big, hard cock off while he's sleeping. If the guy wakes up, he usually still pretends as though he is sleeping.

Dude, I totally had a sneaky beaver come in on me last night at the hotel. When I woke up, I just put my hands on the back of her neck and slammed my dick into the back of her throat.

by Chizzzzy August 22, 2008

Beaver-Mart

A fictitious Canadian retailer.

We needed some camping supplies, so we headed to Beaver-Mart to pick them up.

by 49erKiller June 23, 2007

munched on that beaver

A guy usually who goes home with an ugly girl or takes and ugly girl home and has sex. He did this because he was so drunk.

Kyle: Yo, I munched on that beaver last night!
Wyatt: You must have been hella drunk!
Kyle: For real!

by Savannah March 21, 2005

beaver dammed

When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"

last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.

by dickfore. March 30, 2010