he's a fuckin square bear!
by SaraH April 24, 2005
Get the square bearmug. Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.
Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.
Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....
Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.
Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....
-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!
-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!
-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!
by dangerousbob April 1, 2007
Get the Cyrus the Bearmug. a large woodland creature with lots of fur and a very dense mat of chode hair. It is very fast over land, but hates water and getting wet. It is among the most negative of forest animals and is constantly complaining. They love italian food and tobasco sauce. One of their favorite things in the world are large tits and big asses. They love the sex.
by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006
Get the Buzzy Bearmug. I heard that she attracts bears
by Mikegels July 16, 2005
Get the attracting bearsmug. Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.
Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!
by OkayTomato April 28, 2006
Get the bear shortsmug. by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015
Get the Teddy bearmug. by carcarzz April 23, 2008
Get the sneaky bearmug.