momma bear 

a mom who protects her identity in motherhood while loving her kids. she has found a way to love motherhood and she plays to her strengths. she fights hard for what she believes in. she takes care of herself, her family, and still has fun in life. she believes in grace over perfection, and community over competition. she's a problem solver and pro-active. she's stylish, nice, smart, and confident. she doesn't participate in mom-wars and instead encourages others. she has fun in life. she's pretty much a kick-ass mom. you'd totally want to be her friend.

she is so happy being a mom- such a momma bear.

momma bear by momma bear magazine August 19, 2016

poking the bear 

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

poking the bear by C E O November 10, 2007

Blondie Bear 

Harmony's nickname for Spike.

Wesley: Spike
Angel: Spike!
Harmony: Blondie Bear!?

Blondie Bear by eaR eimaJ December 8, 2006

square bear 

Derogatory word for straight edge or someone who wont break the rules.

" that niggas a square bear"

square bear by Big Roc 702 April 22, 2008

Bipolar Bear 

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.

Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.

Bipolar Bear by archyis November 12, 2009

Kodiac Bear Trap 

While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.

Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.

Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.

Kodiac Bear Trap by The Taxi September 19, 2010

claire bear

a type of bear found only in ireland,
some say it is the soundest,best looking, nicest bear ever to exist

i want to catch the claire bear because i really like it.

claire bear by jethro john jameson December 31, 2007