Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard
Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever
by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009
Get the Beard job mug."Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.
The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.
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Get the China-man's beard mug.(n.)a large circular disc that flies through the air much like a frisbee.
(v.)The act of throwing a beamo, or another object similar to how one would through a beamo.
(v.)The act of throwing a beamo, or another object similar to how one would through a beamo.
by Hmoneyyy April 28, 2006
Get the beamo mug.The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?
by Tadalafil September 14, 2010
Get the Beard Blasphemy mug.The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting
I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.
by coining buttress January 25, 2011
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