Batteries Night

A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.

"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."

by PJSans May 20, 2025

Batience

A word to convey that someone will be ready in 5-10 minutes

-When will you be here. Get over here right now
-Batience

by I’m not Kiki June 4, 2025

batte

An old battered car; a lemon.

I saw Ricky from highschool the other day and he was still driving the same batte around. I really thuought he'd have upgraded by now...

by NicJudy July 7, 2025

Battery Pack

When you hype a person up too much and that person believes the hype.

Y’all must of put a battery pack on Kev the way he was talking all that shit……

by 2shotAb September 13, 2025

bartender

The slang term referring to people who concoct two or more pre-existing beverages (e.g. Sustagen + Kapal Api coffee + Red Bull energy drink + Kuku Bima energy drink) into an entirely new kind of beverage

At the party, he turned into a real bartender, mixing Sustagen with Kapal Api coffee and a splash of Red Bull—who knew energy drinks could reach such creative heights?

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.

I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.

by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025

jug-bitten

to make out with

"i was totally jug-bitten by insert name here at the party last night!"

by Kelly August 5, 2003