Bartle

During a game of drinking monopoly, if one player makes an outrageously bad trade to gain lower level properties such as Baltic Ave. and uses out of game incentives to accomplish said trade.

"Man, he's an idiot. He bartled 2 green hits, half a pack of cigs and a beer for Connecticut!"

by RyanB7 November 5, 2008

Bartek

The most manipulative person you can ever meet. They don't even realize they are. They are usually very self obsessed and controlling. They victumize themselves in every situation possible. They usually are very tall and have many freckles all over their body. They can be very beautiful but thats only to distract you.

Omg you dated a Bartek too! damn.

by taurusbaddie123. December 5, 2021

Bartle Doo

Used to say Hi or Hiya invented my Mumbles on youtube.

Me: Bartle Doo =)
Stranger: Hi

by bartlebabe June 16, 2013

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

barrera

A man with a tiny penis

Barrera is behind you

by Baggymegee March 23, 2016

bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.

There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.

by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006

Barrel Law

In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.

Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.

by brandonray March 13, 2009