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Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.
When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.
Monkey bar ankles by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018
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knee bar 

In rock climbing a move in which you jam your knee between two opposing holds supporting yourself so you can clip or go to the next hold easier.
Did you see Chris Sharma do that sick knee bar man!!
knee bar by Ondra February 5, 2018
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Alaskan bar bq 

The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.
Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".

Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ

tokyo bar 

the glorious union of bad music, warm beers and everyone you've ever wheeled
"where are you going Thursday?"
"is that even a question?"
"right. see you at tokyo bar"
tokyo bar by 1234hithere November 19, 2018

Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.
“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”

Lunch Bar 

When a gay guy pulls his dick out of his partner's butt and it looks like it's covered in chocolate and peanuts.
Claudio was shocked at how much of a lunch bar Cal's ass had made his dick
Lunch Bar by Urban Dix December 16, 2019

Granola Bar 

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?
Granola Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020