When one shoves a cold yet almost melted dilly bar into another's ass and proceeds to fuck him until its just the popcicle stick
Cameron: Hey Ricky wanna have some fun?
Ricky: huh
Cameron: looook (as he waves his dairy queen dilly bar)
The dilly bar
Ricky: huh
Cameron: looook (as he waves his dairy queen dilly bar)
The dilly bar
by The dilly bar May 15, 2023
A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor April 04, 2018
It's like Bar Coke.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.
by Incorrigible_66 November 16, 2021
by Zbar December 12, 2018
One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009
Damn, bro, when I saw that kid's eyes for the first time and that it was mine, I was H-BAR
Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good
Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.
Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...
Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good
Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.
Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...
by paulfinch613 December 29, 2012
A shit hole club/bar in shepparton, it is such a hole that you literally have to walk down flight of stairs to get in, then once you're in all there is to do is to get drunk off drinks you pay 3 times what they're worth, then to finish off the night you go into the sticky dance floor and try to pick up and fuck one of the drunk sluts grinding on anything with a heartbeat.
Male 1 - "hey man want to go down to yazzy this Friday?"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
by Shep town boi February 01, 2014