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Yoda's stick

Yoda: My stick is better then bacon
Yoda's Stick
by Meme.Sovjet January 20, 2020
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Teeth-stick

Teeth-stick is what you call lipstick that is on someone’s teeth.
Did you see Denise’s teeth-stick? Someone should tell her about it, so she can wipe it off.
by E. Dubs. October 4, 2018
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pity sticks

Crutches, used by one who has sustained minor injury and lacks stoicism. Making every attempt to garner sympathy and attention.
This clown be getting around on pity sticks for four weeks now. Anybody would think the muthafucka gonna be getting his leg amputated, the way he goes on about it.
by Keepinitreal888 September 1, 2016
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Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.
I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!
by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010
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Mozzarella Stick

Typically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, “dick cheese” is formed.

On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.

Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.

This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”

“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
by Marko H. July 16, 2019
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Sweat Stick

A term used to desrcibe a towel that is attached to the end a long extendable stick. Commonly used to wipe sweat off hard-to-reach places around the body, particularly underneath folds of skin/fat.
(read in a female hill-billy accent)

"Hey Cleatis! C'mon over err and fetch your momma's sweat stick....."

(Cleatis walks over with the sweat stick and proceeds to wipe reluctantly)

"Oh yerrr, that's it, you wipe your momma's back."
by theKrisEffect December 12, 2009
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Pogo Sticking

For exercise, attempting to perform push-ups while sporting an unintentional (or intentional) erection, often while wearing loose gym shorts.
My PT test was yesterday, and I lost 10 points on push-ups because I was pogo sticking.
by joedink January 21, 2014
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