Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack
person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!
person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?
person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!
person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?
by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023

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by Jaxson95 October 24, 2019

WHY YOU BULLY ME? I'm not just SUCK YOUR MOM
Person: You suck Me: SUCK YOUR MOM
Ha, ive got your tea SUCK YOUR MOM
Person: You suck Me: SUCK YOUR MOM
Ha, ive got your tea SUCK YOUR MOM
by HeatWaveSS August 10, 2018
