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Wheezus Christ

Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.

This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.

Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017
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young wheezy

Someone who looks very promising but ends up being a HUGE disappointment
"Yeah he was super hot but we hung out and he was SUCH a young wheezy"
by Madsoki February 14, 2017
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Wheesnaw

Energized focus
Rita, Rachel, Huezin, Jason, Armand babino experience and Mac are getting in the wheesnaw.
by hstylez July 20, 2009
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Nick Wheeler

The creator and guitarist of AAR
he also does the programming...smart nick
so..soo...soooolooo
nick does solos!
by SheetsOfEgyptianCotton October 15, 2003
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Wheelbang

Banging a hooker or hookers on worn out used tires at a dump.
Sorry we're late guys, we got caught up in a wheelbang.
by Toomadtoplay June 14, 2015
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Wheelie

Raising the front wheel of a motorcycle due to rapid acceleration, can also be done on a bicycle by simply lifting the front wheel by pulling on the handle bars. Fairly simple trick but if done wrong can lead to a nasty fall. The bike will also be hard to control while the front wheel is in the air.
Trying to show off by doing a wheelie cause him to veer off the road and hit a parked car.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016
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Wheelchair

Yo teacher u missed what happened yesterday. Nick fell back in hailey’s wheelchair.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx May 17, 2019
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