Austin Peay State University

Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.

H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.

by JKHero January 30, 2009

Bob Jones University

Crazy people. No physical contact between couples, couples can't leave campus together without a chaperone, no one can listen to rock, jazz, country, christian rock, or play video games rated T or above or that have rock music in them. Obviously, no gays (not condoning), Christian fundamentalism of the worst sort. Ugghh! Oh, also not accredited.

no joke, its all true go to bju.edu

by Militant Liberal May 4, 2005

Universadise

My university. Heaven.

So, you still liking Universadise?

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

University High School

University high School located in Carmel, Indiana is a college-prep school* run by nerds for nerds.

(tyranny* cough cough)

Nerd 1: hey dude did you hear that University High School had a cosplay class?
Need 2: Yeah, I heard one kid made a dark soul’s costume with an actual sword he welded.
Normal Person: what? Is it a costume or cosplay?
Nerds: *beating the ever loving shit out of the normal dude*

by Alternatively September 22, 2018

University of Central Florida

Good luck finding parking

Is that an empty parking spot at the University of Central Florida? Impossible

by memer211 December 14, 2020

University of New Brunswick

The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.

What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.

employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school

by penisadult November 16, 2021

universitate

Loc in care bizegzuale Bucurestene se intalnesc sa bea monster roz si sa fumeze Marlboro Rosux

'Hai sa injuram bizegzuale la universitate'
'Bine coaie.

by ulei October 14, 2021