glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.

1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010

tablet

New electronic gadget from Apple.

I sent her an e-mail from my Apple Tablet.

by tom0942 January 27, 2010

tablesauce

Otherwise known as "salt tablets," commonly used by athletes for rehydration. Highly discouraged by health fitness professionals.

"Mane, pass me the tablesauce! I'm feelin' a little dry, shorty!"

by Anonymous 17 February 9, 2006

Periodic table

Bullshit we don’t need to know to succeed in life unless we’re scientists

I got a 50% on the periodic table of elements because I don’t have time to study.

by AllFactsFromMe March 8, 2019

flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground

Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.

by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018

twale

a mix between a wale and a tree

haha its a twale

by gibboss28 December 23, 2003

quab has been twabbed

When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.

jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."

by indianarexerine May 15, 2009